Jacques Cousteau is famous for diving, but even he couldn’t find deep-down gold like I do.

I explore every nook + cranny of your current retention marketing systems to find the low-hanging fruit AND advanced strategies your brand is missing.

But that’s just the beginning. On to Step 2…

Bad news: Those image-filled emails from the top brands all hang out together. Where? In the promo tab of their email subscribers, gathering dust instead of sales.

What’s the solution? Speaking to your subscribers and customers like they’re real humans. Crazy, I know.

But to do that, you need to know your audience. And my market research system gives me “FBI Profiler” power to find out all about them, and what makes them tick.

My system is so powerful, one client even paid me $5,000 for a version of it.

Then comes the fun part… Step 3

Build. Send. Profit. As simple as it sounds.

Taking the “FBI Profiler” information, and what I find from deep-diving into your current marketing, I assemble a strategy that educates, entertains, and creates connection with your customers and subscribers.

I’ll send campaigns to different segments of your audience with different messaging to get your brand more opens, more clicks, and more sales…

And create automated sequences that make + recover sales while you sleep.

But where’s the fun in doing that just once Step 4 is where it all comes together…

True story: Dave Brailsford took the English Olympic Cycling Team to incredible heights, incredibly quickly. He did it with 1% changes.

That’s the idea behind the final step of my process. Here’s how it works:

After each month I record every last drop of data from your account. But I don’t just look at what worked and what didn’t. I look at why it did or didn’t work. Then I incorporate that back into the “FBI Profiler” system.

This helps me find the adjustments – big and small – we can make for the next month. And I record a video explaining it all for you.

Then we jump on a call (or don’t – if you want me to take care of it, no problem at all!) and set out the plan of attack for the next month – to get even more opens, more clicks, and more sales.

And then? Rinse. Repeat. And improve every month.

Don’t know what to do or where to start? You need an audit.

Let me look “under the hood” and find 5 ways you can make money with retention marketing right now. Just one idea could be worth 96x the price of the audit!

What You Get:

Got dead stock taking up space in your warehouse and P&L statement? Need a push to hit your monthly revenue goals?

Let me take care of that with a 5-part sales campaign. Guaranteed 4x ROI or your money back!

What You Get:

★★★★★

“Jeremy is an absolute stud of a Copywriter. He’s adaptable and versatile, so whatever comes up, I know I can count on him. He increased our revenue from the moment we hired him! Since then we have had a number of brands take off under his wing, all with impressive conversion rates. I can’t recommend Jeremy enough. If you want to boost sales or launch a new brand, he is the man for the job.”

Jacob Thomas-Vieira

★★★★★

“Jeremy has been an absolute rockstar for our business. Right from the get-go, we knew it would be an absolute pleasure to work with him. We simply just give him a short brief of the project we're working on, and he gets right to work with expert-level copywriting. It really sets up apart from competitors. Plus, the best part is the speed at which Jeremy completes his work. And most of the time no edits are needed at all. It saves us a ton of time and energy in our business, and we could not be more thankful. Looking forward to our ongoing partnership!”

Michael D.

★★★★★

“I tried many copywriters before but Jeremy has been the one that stood out the most. Fast delivery, great communication, and most importantly, great quality.”

Michael Koper

★★★★★

“Jeremy has been a pleasure to work with from the get-go. Super responsive and quick to reply, Jeremy has really helped improve my offers for a far better all-round experience for my customers. Since collaborating with Jeremy, our email campaigns and general interactions with subscribers have gone through the roof. Super happy with the results, I'll be using Jeremy for all of my copywriting needs going forward. Also, he's a really nice guy and transparent with his ways of working! Win-win!”

Joshua Dean

Hi, I’m Jeremy.

Retention Engineer for DTC brands, direct response copywriter + marketer, tattooed Australian, and my wife’s favorite husband.

For 17 years I was a 5-star international chef, merrily cooking my way across the world. Until one fateful day in 2018, I decided I needed a change.

So I swapped the high-paced world of hot and sweaty kitchens for a different grind: The comfort of a co-working space where I even get free coffee (how good is that?!)